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What Are The Top Unbreakable Rules In An Irish Pub

What Are The Top Unbreakable Rules In An Irish Pub September 7, 20172 Comments

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The bar, the Merry Ploughboy in Rathfarnham recently created posted a photo on Imgur which went viral with over a few million views.

How many of these Irish pub rules do you agree with? 

1. Buying someone a drink is five times better than a handshake.

2. If someone offers to buy you a drink, do not upgrade.

3. Persons drinking a pint of Guinness before it has fully settled will be immediately barred.

4. Anyone on stage or behind the bar is 50% better looking.

5. Telling lies is unacceptable, you may however grossly exaggerate.

6. If there is ever any confusion, the fuller beer is yours.

7. If you hesitate more than three seconds after getting the barman’s attention, you do not deserve a drink.

8. If you buy a woman a drink and she refuses, she does not like you.

9. If you buy a woman a drink and she accepts, she still may not like you.

10. Girls hang out, apply make-up and have long talks in the bathroom. Men do not.

Here is the picture be sure to share 🙂

What are the top unbreakable rules in an Irish pub

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