Funny Irish jokes

I saw Paddy in the newsagent with a shoelace undone. “Mind you don’t trip, Paddy.” “It’s these bloody instructions,” he says. “Underneath the shoe it says Taiwan.” An Irishman can’t …

113 short Irish one-liners, all clean: the mammy, the rain, Irish dads, the GAA, county rivalries and the emigrants, with a quick gloss for the Irish words.