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20 Egg-cellent Easter Jokes That Will Crack You Up 🐰

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Ah sure Easter is here once again and I put the biggest list of the best Easter jokes just for you.

Since I have such a large selection of Irish jokes I felt why not share some cheesy cracking good Easter jokes with you?! 

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Rather than list 100’s of Easter jokes I felt it would be better to just pick the best that would crack you up. 

Just like these cheesy Irish one-liners, these are similar cheesy Easter puns. 

Enjoy these 20 Egg-cellent Easter jokes:

 20 Egg-cellent Easter Jokes That Will Crack You Up

  1. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
  2. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
  3. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To a retail store.
  4. What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear? 18 carrot gold.
  5. What is the end of Easter? The letter R.
  6. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Sherwood who?
    Sherwood like to eat this Easter egg right now! 
  7. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
  8. Who is Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?Rabbit De Niro!
  9. What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
  10. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggs-ercise and hare-obics
  11. Why couldn’t the Easter bunny watch tv? Because their tv was scrambled.
  12. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
  13. Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
  14. Knock, knock!
    Who’s there?
    Arthur who?
    Arthur any more Easter eggs to eat?
  15. What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
  16.  What do you call a zen yoga egg? An ommmmmmmmlet.
  17.  What do you need if you eat all your Easter eggs? An eggsplanation.
  18. What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?Hot cross bunnies!
  19. Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?Because he was having a bad hare day.
  20. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?A practical yolker

Hope you enjoyed these funny but cheesy Easter jokes.

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