Ah sure Easter is here once again and I put the biggest list of the best Easter jokes just for you.
Since I have such a large selection of Irish jokes I felt why not share some cheesy cracking good Easter jokes with you?!
Rather than list 100’s of Easter jokes I felt it would be better to just pick the best that would crack you up.
Just like these cheesy Irish one-liners, these are similar cheesy Easter puns.
Enjoy these 20 Egg-cellent Easter jokes:
- How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? With a hare dryer!
- What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Eggs-hausted. - Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To a retail store.
- What kind of jewellery do rabbits wear? 18 carrot gold.
- What is the end of Easter? The letter R.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to eat this Easter egg right now! - Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
- Who is Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?Rabbit De Niro!
- What happens if you get married on Easter? You live hoppily ever after.
- How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggs-ercise and hare-obics
- Why couldn’t the Easter bunny watch tv? Because their tv was scrambled.
- Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? He was having a bad hare day!
- Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any more Easter eggs to eat? - What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
- What do you call a zen yoga egg? An ommmmmmmmlet.
- What do you need if you eat all your Easter eggs? An eggsplanation.
- What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?Hot cross bunnies!
- Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat?Because he was having a bad hare day.
- What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?A practical yolker
Hope you enjoyed these funny but cheesy Easter jokes.