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An Irishman And An Englishman Walk Into A Bakery….

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The Englishman steals three buns and puts them into his pocket and leaves. 

He says to the Irishman

“That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.”

The Irishman replied, “That’s just simple thievery, ill show you how to do it the honest way and get the same results.”

The Irishman then proceeded to call out the owner of the bakery and says, “Sir, I want to show you a magic trick.”

The owner who was quite bored decided to entertain the Irishman. 

The Irishman asked him for a bun and then he proceeded to eat it. He asked 2 more times after eating them again the owner says, “Okay my friend, where’s the magic trick?”.

 

The Irishman then said, “Take a look in the Englishman’s pockets.” 

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Daio powell

Monday 23rd of March 2020

Brilliant Irish humour at its best hahahahaha