St Patrick’s Day Jokes – 10 Cheesy Short One-Liner Irish Jokes

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I have had quite a few requests for some St Patrick’s day jokes so I put this article together for you. 

I know.. I know they are cheesy! You don’t have to tell me haha. But they still gave me a chuckle. I picked the top 10 Irish jokes out of 100’s so I hope you will enjoy them. 

For more Irish jokes visit my jokes section here.

Enjoy these 10 cheesy St Patrick’s day jokes and be sure to share. 

10 St Patrick's day jokes

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

St Patrick’s day jokes #2

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

A: Because they’re always a little short.

St Patrick’s day jokes #3

What do ghosts drink on St Patricks Day? BOOs

St Patrick’s day jokes #4

Sarah: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day.

Mom: Oh, really?

Sarah: No, O’Reilly!

St Patrick’s day jokes #5

Murphy: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminium cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles?

Liam: What?

Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”

St Patrick’s day jokes #6

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

St Patrick’s day jokes #7

Q: What is a nuahcerpel?

A: Leprechaun spelt backwards!

St Patrick’s day jokes #8

Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover?

You don’t want to press your luck.

St Patrick’s day jokes #9

How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time?

He’s Dublin over with laughter!

St Patrick’s day jokes #10

Knock-knock!

Who’s there?

Irish. Irish who?

Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

Haw Haw.. sorry the last one I couldn’t resist. Yes they are cheesy I did warn you but sometimes cheesy is good. 

Again I hope your St Patrick’s day this year is one to remember. 

St Patrick's day jokes 10 Cheesy short one liners

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