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10 Cheesy Jokes St Patrick’s Day Jokes That Are Bound to Make You Smile

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Who doesn’t love St Patrick’s day? My blog welcomes millions of new visitors every year at this time. And I want to welcome you by sharing some cheesy St Patrick’s day jokes to make you smile and hopefully laugh. 

Now before you shout at the screen, these St Patrick’s day jokes are super cheesy! So you have been warned, haha.

For more Irish jokes, visit my jokes section here.

Let’s get to them:

10 Cheesy Jokes St Patrick's Day Jokes That Are Bound to Make You Smile

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they’re always a little short.

What do ghosts drink on St. Patricks Day? BOOs

Sarah: Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day. Mom: Oh? Sarah: No, O’Reilly!

Murphy: What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminium cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles? Liam: What? Murphy: “Wee-cyclers!”

Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy.

Q: What is a nuahcerpel? A: Leprechaun spelt backwards!

Why should you never iron a four-leaf clover? You don’t want to press your luck.

  • How can you tell an Irishman is having a good time? He’s Dublin over with laughter!

Lastly, Knock-knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who…Irish, you have a happy St. Patrick’s Day!

I told you they were cheesy, didn’t I? Sorry, the last one I couldn’t resist. 

I have a more extensive post on my 75 best St Patrick’s day jokes here.

Again I hope your St Patrick’s day this year is one to remember. 

Where will you be celebrating St Patrick’s day this year? Comment below. 

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30 more Irish jokes(not cheesy, haha)

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Catharine Deery

Sunday 17th of March 2019

Happy st Patrick's to us all!!!!

Irish Around The World

Sunday 17th of March 2019

And to you :)