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40 Best Funny St Patrick’s Day Jokes To Be Sure To Give You A Laugh

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Perhaps you are reading this on or before St Patrick’s day and are looking for some of the best St Patrick’s day jokes?

Well, don’t worry I have over 100 of the best and funniest St Patrick’s day jokes to keep you laughing from start to finish. 

Okay, how about some of those St Patrick’s day jokes? 😂

Yes let’s get to them and if you enjoy these shamrockin jokes for St Patrick’s day! I have a WHOLE lot more Irish jokes here and send a new joke every week to my email list which you can join here.

40 Best Funny St Patrick's Day Jokes To Be Sure To Give You A Laugh

  1. How can you spot a jealous Shamrock?? It will be GREEN with envy! 
  2. But why do the Irish always answer a question with another question?
    I don’t think we do, do we? 😂
  3. Knock-knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!irish you a happy St Patricks day
  4. Why shouldn’t you press a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck! 
  5. Knock-knock! Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?
  6. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
  7.  Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? To get to the other side!
  8. What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con!
  9. How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover? They’re hard to find! More Irish sayings here.

  10. What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminium cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles? Wee-Cyclers
  11. Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.
  12. How did the leprechaun win the race? He took a shortcut.
  13. What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day? BOOOOs 
  14.  What do you call a spider that you find on St Patrick’s day? Paddy long legsHow can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?How?
    He’s Dublin over with laughter!
  15. Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup on St Patrick’s day? Because he already had a pot of gold!
  16. Do people get jealous of the Irish? Yes, they’re green with envy!
  17. When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it’s a French fry
  18. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Potto.Potto who?Potto gold.
  19. What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favourite singer?You too?
  20. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Irish.Irish who?Irish stew in the name of the law.
  21. Who is St. Patrick’s favourite superhero?The Green Lantern
  22. What should you say to someone running a marathon on St Patrick’s day? Irish you luck!
  23. What kind of music do leprechauns love? Sham-rock.
  24. What is Dwayne Johnson’s name on St Patrick’s Day? The Sham-Rock.
  25. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe on the floor on St Patrick’s day!? Some horse lost its shoe! <- My fav of my St Patrick’s day jokes

  26. Where can you always find a shamrock? In the dictionary.
  27. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pat. Pat who? Pat the dust off your shoes because we are going to the St. Patrick’s Day party!Knock knock Irish joke for St Patricks day
  28. Why cant Irish golfers ever end a game on St Patrick’s day? They refuse to leave the green
  29. Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming? They’re really into green living.
  30. Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are too heavy
  31.  Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day. Oh, really? No, O’Reilly!
  32. What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation? A lot of small talk
  33. What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home on St Patrick’s day? A lepre-condo
  34. What’s long and green and only shows up once a year? The St. Patrick’s Day parade
  35. What did one Irish ghost say to the other? Top O’ the mooooaning to ya
  36. When does a leprechaun cross the street? When it turns green!
  37. How did the leprechaun get to the moon? A sham-rocket!
  38. Why did St. Patrick DRIVE all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn’t afford plane fare😂
  39. Are people jealous of the Irish?
    Yeah, they’re green with envy. From cheesy Irish jokes 
  40. What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.

I sure hope you enjoyed the St Patrick’s day jokes. 

Irish you a fantastic day on March 17th. Yes, the jokes are cheesy! If you enjoyed these Irish jokes then perhaps these Irish blessings for St Patrick’s day will also entertain you. 

Have a great St Patrick’s day and if you know anymore St Patrick’s day jokes be sure to comment below with them. 

Stephen

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