Perhaps you are reading this on or before St Patrick’s day and are looking for some of the best St Patrick’s day jokes?
Well, don’t worry I have over 100 of the best and funniest St Patrick’s day jokes to keep you laughing from start to finish.
Okay, how about some of those St Patrick’s day jokes? 😂
- How can you spot a jealous Shamrock?? It will be GREEN with envy!
- But why do the Irish always answer a question with another question?
I don’t think we do, do we? 😂
- Knock-knock! Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
- Why shouldn’t you press a four-leaf clover? Because you don’t want to press your luck!
- Knock-knock! Who’s there? Warren. Warren who? Warren anything green for St. Patrick’s Day?
- Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Regular rocks are too heavy.
- Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow? To get to the other side!
- What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail? A lepre-con!
How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover? They’re hard to find! More Irish sayings here.
- What do you call leprechauns who collect aluminium cans, used newspapers and plastic bottles? Wee-Cyclers
- Why shouldn’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because they’re always a little short.
- How did the leprechaun win the race? He took a shortcut.
- What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day? BOOOOs
- What do you call a spider that you find on St Patrick’s day? Paddy long legsHow can you tell if a leprechaun likes your joke?How?
He’s Dublin over with laughter!
- Why did the leprechaun turn down a bowl of soup on St Patrick’s day? Because he already had a pot of gold!
- Do people get jealous of the Irish? Yes, they’re green with envy!
- When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? When it’s a French fry
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Potto.Potto who?Potto gold.
- What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favourite singer?You too?
- Knock, knock.Who’s there?Irish.Irish who?Irish stew in the name of the law.
- Who is St. Patrick’s favourite superhero?The Green Lantern
- What should you say to someone running a marathon on St Patrick’s day? Irish you luck!
- What kind of music do leprechauns love? Sham-rock.
- What is Dwayne Johnson’s name on St Patrick’s Day? The Sham-Rock.
What does it mean if you find a horseshoe on the floor on St Patrick’s day!? Some horse lost its shoe! <- My fav of my St Patrick’s day jokes
- Where can you always find a shamrock? In the dictionary.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Pat. Pat who? Pat the dust off your shoes because we are going to the St. Patrick’s Day party!
- Why cant Irish golfers ever end a game on St Patrick’s day? They refuse to leave the green
- Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming? They’re really into green living.
- Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day? Because real rocks are too heavy
- Mom, I met an Irish boy on St. Patrick’s Day. Oh, really? No, O’Reilly!
- What do you get when two leprechauns have a conversation? A lot of small talk
- What do you call a leprechaun’s vacation home on St Patrick’s day? A lepre-condo
- What’s long and green and only shows up once a year? The St. Patrick’s Day parade
- What did one Irish ghost say to the other? Top O’ the mooooaning to ya
- When does a leprechaun cross the street? When it turns green!
- How did the leprechaun get to the moon? A sham-rocket!
- Why did St. Patrick DRIVE all the snakes out of Ireland? He couldn’t afford plane fare😂
- Are people jealous of the Irish?
Yeah, they’re green with envy. From cheesy Irish jokes
- What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.
I sure hope you enjoyed the St Patrick’s day jokes.
Have a great St Patrick’s day and if you know anymore St Patrick’s day jokes be sure to comment below with them.