Ah sure, it wouldn’t be St. Patrick’s Day without a proper Irish toast! Whether you’re raising a pint of Guinness, sipping an Irish whiskey, or just clinking glasses with friends, a good Irish cheers will set the tone for a night full of craic, laughter, and a few questionable dance moves. 😆💃
So, before you take your first sip, make sure you’ve got one of these legendary Irish toasts ready to impress the crowd. 🍺👇
1. The Classic One: “Sláinte!”
Let’s start simple. If you only remember one thing this St. Patrick’s Day, make it this one word:
🗣️ “Sláinte!” (pronounced Slawn-cha) – Meaning “Health!”
It’s short, sharp, and every Irish person approves. Say it with confidence, and you’ll fit right in at any Irish pub!
2. The One That’ll Get a Laugh
“As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!”
😂 Why it’s great?
- It’s witty, light-hearted, and perfect for breaking the ice in a new crowd.
- Everyone will laugh and repeat it—making you the life of the party.
3. The One That’ll Melt Hearts 💚
“May your home always be too small to hold all your friends.”
🥹 Why it’s great?
- This toast hits deep. It’s warm, heartfelt, and reminds us what St. Patrick’s Day is all about—friendship, love, and togetherness.
- If you’re at a family gathering or reunion, this is the one to go for!
4. The Ultimate Irish Drinking Toast 🍺
“Here’s to a long life and a merry one. A quick death and an easy one. A pretty girl and an honest one. A cold pint – and another one!”
🔥 Why it’s great?
- It’s got everything—good health, good times, good company, and, most importantly… another pint!
- Ideal for rowdy pub nights and group cheers!
5. The One for the Superstitious Crowd
“May your troubles be less, and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door!”
🔮 Why it’s great?
- It’s got that old Irish wisdom feel to it—sounds like something a wise Irish granny would say.
- If you’re in a group with older generations or sentimental friends, this one lands beautifully.
6. The One That’ll Impress the Whiskey Drinkers 🥃
“Here’s to the whiskey, so amber and bright, not as sweet as the lips I kissed last night!”
😏 Why it’s great?
- Bit of cheeky charm, perfect if you’re flirting at the bar or just want to get a few smirks from your pals.
- Pairs well with a Jameson in hand!
7. The One That’ll Bring Good Luck 🍀
“May your pockets be heavy, and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night!”
✨ Why it’s great?
- Perfect if you want to spread some good fortune—great at weddings, birthdays, or even just before taking a shot!
- Bonus: If someone wins a bet or finds money on the ground later that night, they’ll swear you brought them luck. 🍀
8. The One That’ll Be Remembered Forever
“May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows we’re dead!”
😈 Why it’s great?
- It’s got that dark Irish humor, mixed with a touch of mischief—classic Irish storytelling!
- One of the most famous Irish toasts of all time!
9. The One for the Party Animal 🕺
“Here’s to the nights we’ll never remember with the friends we’ll never forget!”
🥂 Why it’s great?
- It’s perfect for wild St. Patrick’s Day celebrations—think pub crawls, festivals, and big nights out.
- If you say this at the start of the night… well, expect things to get messy. 🍻😆
10. The Ultimate Irish Goodbye Toast
“May the road rise up to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your face, and the rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of His hand.”
🌅 Why it’s great?
- This is the most traditional Irish blessing—used at weddings, funerals, and special occasions.
- It’s the perfect farewell toast for closing the night on a meaningful note.
🍺 How to Deliver an Irish Toast Like a Pro!
Now that you’ve got your perfect toast, here’s how to deliver it like a true Irish legend:
✅ Raise your glass high – Confidence is key!
✅ Make eye contact – It’s a toast, not a speech. Look at your friends, not your pint!
✅ Use your best Irish accent (if you dare!) – Extra points for dramatic flair.
✅ Pause for effect – Let the words sink in before the sip.
✅ End with a loud “Sláinte!” – And then drink up!
☘️ Final Thought: Which One Will You Use?
There you have it—10 perfect Irish toasts for your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations! Now, the big question:
🗣️ Which one are you using first? Let me know in the comments below! 🍻👇
And remember… it’s not just about what’s in the glass, but who you share it with. Happy St. Patrick’s Day! Sláinte! ☘️🥂